7/25/2017

Jul. 27th, 2017 04:35 pm
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Posted by dragonkiri

Notice: anon_press is now looking for a new Wednesday updater. Leave a comment or PM me if you're interested in helping out the kink meme community!


New Filled/Updated Requests

Untitled (1/1); Apollo, Simon; Superpowered AU where Phoenix and Edgeworth are unavailable so their prodigies step into their masks... rather unsuccesfully; complete
response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15163781#cmt15163781

New Requests


http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15171461#cmt15171461:
The Phoenix in Greek mythology - a symbol of vitality, the cyclical ages, destruction, rebirth, immortality.

Phoenix is well aware of the symbolism in a world of magic where belief is sometimes as powerful as old bloodlines. Many a newspaper have made puns on his name and the mythological bird as the headlines, playing on his hard-won victories against the most powerful prosecutors in Los Angeles' court system as well as the Police's former, corrupt head Damon Gant.

Phoenix, as a former theater major specializing in Shakespeare, is also aware of the quote from The Twelfth Night: “Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.”

It's such a funny thing as his name doesn't mean anything. The guardian of his family line is the Japanese dragon. His parents chose the name 'Phoenix' because they thought it sounded nice. And he barely has an ounce of magic inside him that it seemed a miracle alone that he can use the magatama. Whatever expectations the public has regarding magic or what greatness he may achieve, he can't fulfill them. Especially after Edgeworth... no, he won't think about him, it hurts too much-

Phoenix is both so very right and so very wrong in many aspects.

Or: The AU where Phoenix's latent powers of his ancestry begin awakening due to the stress of the events during and after Rise from the Ashes and those of Justice for All. And thanks to the meaning that has been bestowed upon him, that he bestowed upon himself, due to his first name, he gains - during a painful process - the form of the Greek phoenix next to the Japanese dragon. Something that is almost unheard of in these modern times.

An incomplete, pained, irregularly but always burning phoenix. (He never asked for any of these events to happen that made him question his identity, forced him to change, to adapt. His bridges to 'Dollie' are still burning, will burn forever. He needs the Chief's help, he needs Mia. It hurts, it hurt it hurts that Edgeworth 'died', that he returned, oh he's so happy that it hurts. And he never, ever lets himself go as a phoenix should, letting the flames consume him until he's ashes, because he can't lose control, he can't let himself break down, he can't face the entire storm of his emotions, because it would mean his losses are all real-)

Somewhere, his dragon croons, "But you can face it. You're not alone."


Girl Group AU: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15171717#cmt15171717
AU where any 3 to 5 of the Ace Attorney girls are an idol group. OP was thinking Franziska, Maya, and Kay, but go with it where you will!

http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15172741#cmt15172741:
The next prosecutor the WAA face is a middle aged career lawyer who has no personal ties to the WAA but resents them for turning the courtroom into a circus with their magic gewgaws and bullshit abilities. S/he is determined to crush them the old fashioned way, you know, by using actual evidence and making a solid case.

Bonus for this prosecutor having always been in LA, s/he just refused to have anything to do with the WAA's cases on principle until Ms Lawyer at 18 With Magical Mood Powers showed up and it's beyond the pale that the Judge allows that, time someone put these clowns in their place.


http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15173509#cmt15173509:
Dahlia and her partner are undressing for sex, only for her to be confronted with his massive dick. Like, it's so big she doesn't think it'll fit inside her. She's intimidated by it, and keeps her panties on because of it, choosing instead to pleasure her partner with other means (blowjob, handjob, ball-sucking)...but it's soon apparent that those won't get him off. Only vaginal penetration will.
So, somehow (by force, by psyching herself up, whatever), the panties come off and she takes it, and while it's uncomfortable, she soon loves it and has such a MASSIVE orgasm that it embarrasses her.


Role Reversal: Manfred & Gregory: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15174789#cmt15174789
Manfred dies in the DL-6 Incident. Gregory raises Franziska.

Discussions


Re: continuing a fill from where a previous anon left off, cont'd

HIT IT WITH THE ROCK

Jul. 27th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by john (the hubby of Jen)

 

 

 

 

Thanks to Steven C., Elizabeth E., and Jennifer S. for remembering that it could always be worse.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:


26/7/2017 + New updater required

Jul. 27th, 2017 11:43 am
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Posted by becsti

Hi all. Unfortunately after 3+ years updating anon press the time has come for me to move on. If anyone has used pwkm/anon press extensively I'd really encourage you to volunteer as its a great way to keep the community alive! Please let me know in the comments if you're interested :)

New Contributions:

Untitled (1/1) Athena, Apollo; Athena's convinced Phoenix is Superman; complete.
in response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15169925#cmt15169925

New Requests:

[tw incest] Dhurke/Apollo/Nahyuta
Threesome with the dad and sons.

Support group
Edgeworth forms the support group for people who were convinced that they killed someone but were actually framed.

Monday Night LAW
Japanifornian culture starts to treat lawyers like pro-wrestlers. This can be an AU where attorneys and prosecutors have always had gimmicks, stage names, fancy entrances etc. and show-boating in court is part of the culture. Or it can be set in the canon universe, where to the surprise/horror/annoyance of the WAA and Prosecutors' Office pro-wrestling elements are starting to creep into courtroom proceedings. Maybe they gain a following of weird fan people who start showing up with signs and cheer/boo whenever they're arguing a case. Maybe some TV network starts broadcasting old court cases with OTT wrestling style commentary dubbed over them. Maybe a law firm tries to capitalise on the fame of the WAA by inventing gimmicks for its lawyers, and new/young prosecutors all try to be the next Von Karma/Godot/Blackquill by being super scary and bringing an unconventional weapon to court. Maybe there are some very troubling rumours going around that attorneys and prosecutors are collaborating to put on a show and agreeing the outcome of cases to gain the most publicity/money for each trial? Whatever scenario you think is the most fun, anons - just mix some pro-wrestling nonsense in with our usual soap-opera lawyer nonsense!

Stuck in an elevator
Pick two characters, from any Ace Attorney game anywhere in the timeline. Feeling indecisive? Pick up to two more.

These characters are now stuck in an elevator for five hours with no cell phone reception.

Why are they all in an elevator? And what happens during those five hours? You tell me.

Apollo/Nayuta
Would love to see more Apollo/Nahyuta but I have one requirement that there's no incest undertones since I really am not about that life and don't see it that way. Even if you see them as siblings and insist its incest or whatever, just simply ignore this prompt instead of leaving hate. Thanks.

The Bride And Groan

Jul. 26th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Today's post is dedicated to all the engaged couples out there. That's right, lovebirds, I thought we might take this opportunity to consider the most important cake of your entire lives: your wedding cake.

Now, I know I feature a lot of wedding wrecks, and I know a lot of folks will point out that asking for a fondant design recreated in buttercream is asking for disaster, but don't you worry. I'm here to help. After all, this is what Leah D. ordered for HER wedding cake:

 

 

And look what she got!

It's the tinfoil-covered cookie sheet that really sells it.


Ok, yes, it's a wreck. BUT - did you notice how the inspiration cake was all buttercream, and the wreck itself is fondant? I'm just sayin'. It works both ways.

Now, don't you feel better?

No?

Ok, then how about what Susan A. ordered for her wedding? 

 

 Not a great picture (you don't see mimeographs much these days), but I think you get the general idea.

 And here's what Susan got:

Granted, I'm not sure how this is supposed to make you feel better, but trust me, guys: the REST of us are feeling grrrrr-REAT. (John! Go make some popcorn! These are gettin' GOOD.)

 

Sara M. wanted her wedding cake to be a hunk a' hunk a' burnin' love:

 

The cake! The cake! The cake is on FI-YUR!

 

But instead, her cake just suffered from a mild burning sensation and performance issues:

 

Wah-WAAAAH.

(That was my attempt at a slide-rule trombone effect. I know: I'm a veritable foley artist with words.)

 

And finally, Elizabeth P. dreamed a dream of ribbon-wrapped sweetness for her big day:

 

...but ended up with something only a mummy could love:

 Ouch. Uh...that's a wrap!

 

Thanks to all of today's brides and just remember, guys: wreck or Sweet, we're gonna need to see your wedding cake! (Oh, and we're all invited, right? RIGHT?!)

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Sweet cardamom chicken

Jul. 25th, 2017 03:48 pm
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Posted by CJ

Cardamom Chicken
1 large boneless uncooked chicken breast sliced and diced.
1 teaspoon ground cardamom
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon turmeric
salt and black pepper to taste
½ tsp red chili flake
½ tsp cumin seed or ground cumin
1 large bell pepper, diced and sliced
large handful green beans (frozen is ok)
most any green vegetable that doesn’t cook fast.
1 heaping tablespoon diced garlic in oil, or equivalent raw garlic
combine all in skillet with lid. Cook with middling heat in olive oil, sesame oil or a combination. Using lid to help steam, cooking time under 15 minutes.
Cook last while without lid to reduce liquid.
Stir in 1 tablespoon crunchy peanut butter (you can skip this if you like: matter of taste)
Stir in 2 tablespoons Ma Ploi (brand) Thai sweet chili sauce.

This dish has very little pepper heat: you can adjust to taste, particularly the red chili flake: remember I’m from the American Southwest. The sweet chili has practically no heat at all. Test a little on your finger and adjust accordingly.

Dial-A-Wreck

Jul. 25th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Remember how we all loved the game "Telephone" in kindergarten? Well, add in a cake, and the fun never stops!

This order was for a "black high heel":

(It's a hill, people. Get it?)

 

Specifying punctuation is always tricky:

Although I suppose if Aunt flashed Mom that would liven up the party, and it's certainly preferable to Aunt slashing Mom.

(Ok, this one is tricky, I know: the order was for Aunt/Mom - a slash, in other words.)

 

Here we have a beautifully done blue horse. Unfortunately, it was supposed to be a blue house.

 

If your message is "Philip...Woohoo!", and you actually have to say the words "dot dot dot", be prepared for just about anything.

 

And of course these never get old:

Although interestingly enough, I think that icing IS light pink. I guess the decorator was covering all her bases.

 

Thanks to Danielle M., Stefanie D., Rachel S., Michael T., and Chandra.

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24th July 2017

Jul. 25th, 2017 04:17 am
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Posted by shinigami_yumi


New Requests

Strong Legs:
Athena puts her strong legs to work by riding Apollo's dick.

Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane?:
Athena has a very important question to ask Apollo.

"Do you think our boss is superman?"


Time mishaps:
Through reasons, Bratworth and Hobo!Nick meet and fall in love. The current Edgeworth and Phoenix however try to keep them apart since they are weirded out with their self's in a different timeline dating the other.

Plus there's also the age difference...





Court of Appeals

foppish fraulein:
This prompt is lit
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Okay..i'm new to this and this is my first prompt...so...excuse me if i do not get how the situation is done (everything goes over my head) So here's my prompt.

After arriving in Khura'in, Ema feels a sense of happiness, fulfillment and relif, with no glimmourouse fop around she starts a relationship with Nahyuta but as a few days go by Apollo indirectly drops hints on Ema "missing" Klavier. Ema doesn't want to believe she has and get a little steamed at the fop's name. She really doesn't miss him...or does she?
She overhears some news reports from Apollo's phone (which link to American news channels so he can keep up to date with the states) which state multiple accounts of the fop going missing and how it may have been an affect of 4-4 (due to the endless amount of happy pills he has stashed in his own house) and slowly very slowly...Ema actually succumbs to admitting (to herself she keeps it a secret from everyone else) until it reaches a point where she realizes she actually had romantic feelings towards the fop (flashback to after 4-4 and show it here) and she almost has a mental breakdown...to cope with that she dresses like klavier and begins to act more and more like him to everyone's confusion, embarrassment and annoyance. She even plays guitar when she testifies in court and calls Apollo Forehead. You can lay out the rest from her

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https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=13223813#cmt13223813


23rd July 2017

Jul. 24th, 2017 09:44 pm
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Posted by madra_liath


New Filled/Updated Requests


Lost in Translation (1/1); Ema/Nahyuta, Datz; Ema needs a new translation app; complete
response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15148933#cmt15148933

When You Need Me The Most (1/1); Apollo, Clay; after Apollo’s disastrous first trial, Clay is there to cheer him up; complete
response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15145349#cmt15145349





New Requests



Wherein there is mpreg: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15168133#cmt15168133
Nahyuta is pregnant with Ema's child.


Skyemadhi Angst: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15167877#cmt15167877
Ema gets attacked by someone in Khura'in who wants to hurt Nahyuta (wanted to attack Nahyuta but couldn't get through his security). Your choice how much she gets hurt/if someone rescues her.

Bonus point if she's pregnant with his child.


Wherein there is fluff: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15165829#cmt15165829
Established-relationship Ema and Apollo winding down at home and cuddling after an especially frustrating work week.





Discussions



Posting unfinished fills, cont.





Court of Appeals



No new appeals.


Pool Wars

Jul. 24th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

"If you only knew the POWER [squeak] of the Dark Side. JOIN ME [squeak] and we can [squeeeeak] RULE the... [squeaksqueaksqueakSPLASH!]

 

"I find your lack of balance...disturbing.

"Towel?"

 

Thanks to Angel K. for the splishin' and the splashin'.

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Posted by CJ

Even tiny motels in the path of the eclipse are getting swamped. If you want to go see it, you need to find a long-range weather assurance of some kind for ‘likely clear skies and go there, but if you do not act soon, you may not have lodging. Just sayin’. This is a world-scale event, and people are coming from all over the globe to some areas not usually visited by strangers. One little motel along the path is charging 500 a room—and getting it, apparently, from the desperate. TO find how far it is from you, look up eclipse path Aug 21.

Superhero Sweets For SDCC

Jul. 23rd, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

This weekend many of My People, aka geeks, have converged on San Diego Comic-Con - and I'm not there. [sob]

BUT!

The rest of us can still look at awesome comic book cakes and dream, right?

(By Bella Cakes)

Look at this gorgeous Wonder Woman cake! LOOK AT IT.

***

Ok, you can stop now.

Because na na na na na na... BATMAN!

(By Nayrunia)

LOVE this design; so much impact for a (relatively) simple silhouette.

 

But maybe you prefer the Dark Knight a little less... dark?

(By Lindsay Colasurdo)

Pretty piles of punchy pink, Batman!

You know, this color combo is really starting to grow on me.

 

Here's a fun Hulk cake with some priceless reactions:

(By Cheri Ross Sarner for Icing Smiles)

I admire your restraint, Elijah; I'd be gnawing on Hulk's elbow by now.

 

Anyone else love Supergirl?

'Cuz you could totally use this cake for Supergirls OR Supermans (er... men):

(By &Sweets)

 

Oh! And did you know Groot has his own comic book now? It looks fantastic, just like this cake:

(By Aroma de Azucar)

And I love that Rocket!

 

If you're after more classic comic books, though, check this out:

(By 21 Cake Lane)

Awwwwesome. The colors, the ascending dot pattern, the perfect overlapping covers - it's ALL good.

 

And another classic: Wonder Woman!

(Baker unknown)

So wonderful.

(See what I did there?)

 

Not exactly a superhero, but you have to see this fun comic book/pop art cake, made entirely with buttercream!

(By fredbutt)

C'mon. How fun is this??

 

Yet another reason why geek weddings rock:

(By Exquisite Wedding Cakes)

Joker & Harley wedding cake.

 

And finally, a dreamy color combo for some of our fav superheroes:

(By Cake Me To Your Party)

...plus maybe a favorite villain? 'Cuz I like to think that's one of Harley Quinn's bombs on top. :)

Happy Sunday, guys! Hope those of you at SDCC are having fun!

 

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07/21/2017

Jul. 22nd, 2017 04:03 am
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Posted by diva_urd


New Filled/Updated Requests

Paper Hearts (7, 8/8); Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth, ensemble; Trucy finds the Valentine Miles gave Phoenix when they were children; complete.
response to: https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/884.html?thread=532852#cmt532852



No new requests.

CAKETASTROPHE!! (By Special Request)

Jul. 21st, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

I was perusing the Cake Wrecks Facebook page the other day (where every follower gets a free invisible puppy!!) when I came across a rather unusual request:

Ahh, so you want to pop open the hood and take a gander inside the wrecks, is that it, Jennifer?

Well, I'm glad you asked.

BEHOLD!!

 

And BEHOLD!!

 

KEEP BE-HOLDING!

 

Hey, Jennifer, you ever wonder how cupcake cakes (ptooie!) keep their icing from falling through all those big gaps?

NOW YOU KNOW.

 

We just saw last week how a gender reveal cake failed to actually reveal anything - other than plain yellow cake - but here's the opposite problem:

The cake was blue inside with pink icing.

Oy.

 

Now I'm going to show you my absolute favorite cake cake wreck of all time, Jennifer, and which I've been hanging onto for just this moment.

First, though, let me explain what (we think) happened:

A bakery was unable to sell a Halloween cake in time, but they didn't want to throw it away or reduce the price. So instead, they simply flipped the entire cake over, icing side down, and re-decorated the other side to make it into a generic birthday design.

CW reader Shannon had no idea of the skullduggery at work until she cut the cake, and found this:

That's a whoooole lotta icing, right there.

(And think how fresh!!)

 

And finally, I know I posted the video of this over on FB a week or two back, but here's a quick .gif reminder of the importance of proper wedding cake support:

OUCH.

(Watch the original video here to see them both continue to laugh hysterically, which is just adorable. Cutest couple ever!)

 

Welp, I hope that satisfies some of your blood lust for caketastrophe, Jennifer!

And hey, for the rest of you, the request line... IS OPEN.

 

Thanks to Cherie O., Leann S., Jaunna, Fribby, Sarah, & Shannon G. for reminding me of those times bakeries accidentally left scissors, a paring knife, and other various cutlery in their cakes - because that was a HOOT. (And also because "TRAUMATIC BIEBER" *still* makes me snort-laugh.)

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19/7/2017

Jul. 21st, 2017 07:59 am
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Posted by becsti

New Contributions:

Untitled (1/1) Nayuta/Ema; Nayuta realises he's falling for Ema; complete.
in response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15148933#cmt15148933

New Requests:

Food baby
At her male lover's request, Mia or Maya stuffs herself until her belly is bloated and round. Both she and her partner then fantasize that she's pregnant and sex ensues.

Irony
Athena in Greek Mythology: Goddess of wisdom, craft, war, diplomacy, weaving, poetry, medicine, and commerce.

Athena Cykes: None of those things. Though it would be fun to watch her try.

Afraid of the boss
Pairing of your choice, preferably het or slash, in a secret relationship.

One or both of them have Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth as their boss, and they know he's very strict about rules in the office. So basically I'd like a story where the two lovers are in the prosecutor's office and they want to make out/have sex very badly, but they are afraid of being found by Edgeworth and someone else. So they try to find the best place in the prosecutor's building to be alone in secret, and after inspecting every nook and cranny, they see a little door which seems perfect.

They open it, and they find... Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, and their clothes on the floor.

Hilarity ensues (smut is okay, but no orgy please, I just want to see the two pairing's reaction).

Some ships I'd like for this prompt: Blackquill/Kay, Gumshoe/Maggey, Ema/Nahyuta, Blackquill/Nahyuta, Blackquill/Lang, Blackquill/Ema, Blackquill/Athena, Blackquill/Klavier, Klavier/Lang, Klavier/Kay, Sebastian/Kay, Sebastian/Klavier, Sebastian/Blackquill, Klavier/Athena. If you have other pairings in mind, just ask!

Discussion:

Posting incomplete fills for others to complete?

7/20/2017

Jul. 21st, 2017 04:07 am
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Posted by ricearchbishop


New Filled/Updated Requests

Overwhelming passion (1-3/3); Robin/Juniper(/Athena); Athena accidentally gets stuck in a room where her friends are having sex; complete
response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15152005#cmt15152005




New Requests


Rhabdophobia: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15162501#cmt15162501
As it turns out, Athena being forced to do more and more dangerous stunts for Trucy has left her traumatized and a crippling fear of magic. I'd like to see Athena slowly recovering with Phoenix, Trucy, and Simon all helping as best they can.

Untitled ("Time travel! Alternate dimension! Uh... alien clone?"): http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15163781#cmt15163781
Another superhero AU. Except Edgeworth and Wright are rivals but have to be away or are both sick so one of their prodigies pretend to be them. They mess up bad that their masks came off and have to make excuses on why they look so young...

Untitled (The labcoat does wonders for them, gotta wonder who's her tailor): http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15164037#cmt15164037
Give me Aura's S/O worshipping her amazing breasts... kissing, squeezing, sucking... I don't care who her S/O is but I'd prefer Franziska or Angel.

Dirty-Minded Decorators

Jul. 20th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Aw, look at the sweet cake for Sarah-Maude's second birthday:

[squinting]

 

Although, those balloons look a little odd, don't they? Let's take a closer look...

[eyes bulging] Great Scott! Hide the children!!

And I KNOW you see what I see, people, so don't even try to accuse me of having my mind in the gutter. It's the Fireman cake all over again.

Eric N., thank goodness this was for a safely oblivious 2-year-old. Still, given how obvious those balloons are, I'm pretty sure I'd steer clear of this bakery in the future. Unless it was for a bachelorette party, of course.

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Some new pix

Jul. 19th, 2017 07:17 pm
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Posted by CJ

An azalea this spring:

lilies, through the protective netting [baby fishes]

Sanzo and Maddy

And the best shot I could get of Goku and, possibly, Ari. As a new pond, freshly poured this spring, we do still have a bit of an algae issue, but it’s improving. The fishes are shy, but gaining courage.

Initial Discomfort

Jul. 19th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Monograms can add that perfect crowning touch of elegance to your wedding cake.

 

Or, they can look like this:

Proof that sometimes it's better to quit before letting your five-year-old write on the cake.

 

Still, it could be worse.

The monogram could match the rest of the cake:

Hey, it's not easy to make tinfoil look this good.

 

If you do find a mistake in your cake's monogram, don't panic. There are plenty of seamless ways for your baker to fix the error.

This isn't one of them.

 

Now, I'm all for sharing new words, broadening folks' horizons, furthering education, etc, but if you have to explain to the baker of your wedding cake what a monogram is - a "T, J, and H" put together, for example - then maybe, just maybe, a few alarm bells should go off.

Or I suppose you could just take your chances.

After all, what could go wrong?

Heh.

Aheh.

Heh.

At least the quotes add a little something "extra."

 

Thanks to today's wedding wreckporters Anony M., Hilary R., Cyndi P., & Cyndee M., who think all bakers should be required to ask, "Can I quote you on that?"

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7/18/2017

Jul. 19th, 2017 05:10 am
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Posted by dragonkiri


New Filled/Updated Requests

Two dorks (yeah it's the best title) (1/1); Phoenix/Edgeworth; They have a painfully ironic conversation about their respective crushes; complete
response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15145349#cmt15145349

Father and daughter (1/1); Phoenix, Trucy; Trucy admits she has a crush on Athena; complete
response to: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15142021#cmt15142021

New Requests


Wherein Athena indulges in voyeurism: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15152005#cmt15152005
Athena spies on Robin and Juniper having sex. Filler's choice if she gets to join in.

Wherein Kurain traditions include ceremonial orgies: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15154821#cmt15154821
There are a lot of different rituals that go into making someone Master of Kurain. One of these is a night (or more?) of enthusiastic group sex.

This could be for breeding purposes, or it could be for vaguely tantric mystical-powers-of-sex type reasons. Even if it's just intended for breeding, feel free to include women as well as men. (Maybe they could be there to arouse Maya and the men? Maybe Maya just says "I'm bisexual, suck it." when anyone questions her about it? Whatever.)

Kinks: Group sex, ritual sex, body worship, possible breeding

I'd prefer no incest, no bodily fluids that don't normally come into the situation, and I'm not a big fan of Godot, but pretty much everyone else is fair game.


Wherein we have a rarepair: http://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=15156357#cmt15156357
Kayziska is underrated af and I need more of it

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On leaving unfinished fills to be completed by others

17th July 2017

Jul. 19th, 2017 04:23 am
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Posted by shinigami_yumi


New Filled/Updated Requests

A sweet dance with you (1 & 2/2); Katherine Hall/Justine Courtney; Katherine and Justine grow closer over the course of Katherine's case and after. (COMPLETE)
In response to this prompt

Two dorks (1/1); Phoenix and Edgeworth; They each try to guess whom the other is in love with. (COMPLETE)
In response to this prompt




New Requests

Anon here desperately wants Edgeworth/Kay smut:
Don't know anyone will fill this prompt, but anon craving for Kayworth smut. I want Edgeworth mentoring older Kay before she going to bar exam in Von Karma's mansion. Then they having wild sex while studying, and destroying some of the Von Karma's mansion room, including Franziska's most beloved things. Super bonus point if Franziska suddenly walk in and caught them in the act. 
I would be the happiest person alive if anyone fill this prompt.


It's anon's birthday!:
Can anon get a Skyemadhi fill as a birthday gift? I had a suggestion for a theme, but I won't push that If author!non has an idea of their own.

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