Zero A Day Keeps The Nurse Away
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Nurse: "Do you smoke?"
Me: "No."
Nurse: "It says here that you do."
Me: "It's about fifteen years out of date. I'm sure I've mentioned giving up since then."
Nurse: "Well, it says here you're a smoker."
SGA: Devil's Food by trophic
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fancakeFandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters/Pairings: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Explicit
Length: 2696
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: trophic on AO3
Themes: Food and cooking, Established relationship, Humor, Just plain fun
Summary: John wants a cupcake. Rodney wants a blowjob.
Reccer's Notes: This story focuses on UST between John and a cupcake which Rodney uses in a light dom/sub scene to wind John up. It's funny, very hot, and features a nicely pouty, turned-on John, a deviously masterful Rodney, and a delicious cupcake.
Fanwork Links: Devil's Food on AO3
and there's a podfic: Devil's Food [podfic]
Characters/Pairings: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Explicit
Length: 2696
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: trophic on AO3
Themes: Food and cooking, Established relationship, Humor, Just plain fun
Summary: John wants a cupcake. Rodney wants a blowjob.
Reccer's Notes: This story focuses on UST between John and a cupcake which Rodney uses in a light dom/sub scene to wind John up. It's funny, very hot, and features a nicely pouty, turned-on John, a deviously masterful Rodney, and a delicious cupcake.
Fanwork Links: Devil's Food on AO3
and there's a podfic: Devil's Food [podfic]
due South: Dinner and a Movie by Seascribble
Sep. 29th, 2025 11:16 pmmific posting in fancakeFandom: due South
Characters/Pairings: Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio, Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio/Benton Fraser
Rating: Mature
Length: 1878
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: seascribble on AO3
Themes: Food and cooking, Polyamory, Domestic, Friends to Lovers
Summary: Benton has no reason to think anything in Chicago has changed during his absence.
Reccer's Notes: There's not a lot of food in this, but the Rays do make Benton dinner - even if it turns out that Ben's the main course. Some excellent Ray/Ray banter, a sensible discussion, UST finally requited, and a very hopeful ending. Fun, hot, and heartwarming - and the food sounded tasty, too!
Fanwork Links: Dinner and a Movie
Characters/Pairings: Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio, Ray Kowalski/Ray Vecchio/Benton Fraser
Rating: Mature
Length: 1878
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: seascribble on AO3
Themes: Food and cooking, Polyamory, Domestic, Friends to Lovers
Summary: Benton has no reason to think anything in Chicago has changed during his absence.
Reccer's Notes: There's not a lot of food in this, but the Rays do make Benton dinner - even if it turns out that Ben's the main course. Some excellent Ray/Ray banter, a sensible discussion, UST finally requited, and a very hopeful ending. Fun, hot, and heartwarming - and the food sounded tasty, too!
Fanwork Links: Dinner and a Movie
A Self-Wipeout
Sep. 29th, 2025 11:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead A Self-Wipeout
Customer: "All these tables need to be wiped down. Those tables over there need to be wiped, and all these tables over here are dirty. Everything in here is dirty!"
Mind you, I was the only server for a fourteen-table section after lunch, and I was just trying to catch up on cleaning.
Me: "Okay, sir, let me wipe those for you."
So, I did.
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Sep. 29th, 2025 10:00 amnotalwaysright_feedMy wife and I took our 11 year old son to see a performance of Hamlet. He had been to plays before, but this was his first experience with Shakespeare. I wondered if he was having any difficulties with the language. At the start of the intermission: Me: [Son] do you understand what’s going on? […]
Might Be On Hold For A While…
Sep. 29th, 2025 09:00 amnotalwaysright_feedRead Might Be On Hold For A While…
This guy (early twenties, I assume) calls from his work phone in because he lost his private phone in a taxi a week earlier.
No One Is A Winner Here
Sep. 29th, 2025 07:00 amnotalwaysright_feed
Me: "The terminal for scanning the scratch cards is down until a manager arrives in about half an hour."
Customer: *Demanding rudely,* "I want my winnings."
Me: "You can have your money, but we literally cannot scan to check if it’s a winner, so you should come back in thirty minutes."
Unchained Love: fanfic: an irresistible force
Sep. 28th, 2025 05:48 pmteaotter posting in fan_flashworksTitle: an irresistible force
Fandom: Unchained Love (mods: you can use the Cdrama tag)
Pairing: Xiao Duo/Bu Yinlou
Author's note: spoilers for a minor scene.
Challenge: Wrench
Length: 100 words
Summary: Yinlou promised the flowers would fall from the tree. She doesn't like to break her promises.
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Fandom: Unchained Love (mods: you can use the Cdrama tag)
Pairing: Xiao Duo/Bu Yinlou
Author's note: spoilers for a minor scene.
Challenge: Wrench
Length: 100 words
Summary: Yinlou promised the flowers would fall from the tree. She doesn't like to break her promises.
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2025 Fall Anime Season Preview + 2026 Anime
Sep. 28th, 2025 07:45 pmlee_bella posting in anime_mangaThis is probably the shortest fall anime season preview I've written. There are lots of sequels this season. The nostalgia trend continues with a reboot of Cat's Eye (the first episode is already out) and the second season of Ranma 1/2. Disney Twisted Wonderland Season 1 will finally be out at the end of October.
As always, I'm only including the series I'm interested in. For a full list of anime airing this fall season, see AniChart.
( 2025 Fall Anime Season Preview. )
( 2026 Anime and Beyond. )
As always, I'm only including the series I'm interested in. For a full list of anime airing this fall season, see AniChart.
( 2025 Fall Anime Season Preview. )
( 2026 Anime and Beyond. )
That’s Some Forked Up Theology
Sep. 28th, 2025 11:00 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead That’s Some Forked Up Theology
Me: "Do you need me to put that in the trash for you?"
Customer: "Uh, no, I was just returning these."
She opens the napkin to reveal our store's plastic sporks. Like, all of them. I quickly glance over to our utensil station to see that the spork section is indeed empty.
Me: "Uh, why did you take all the sporks?"
Harboring Confusion 200 Years Of Confusion
Sep. 28th, 2025 07:00 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Harboring Confusion 200 Years Of Confusion
I worked on Sydney Harbour cruises back in 1988, Australia's Bicentennial Year. I had a boat full of USA tourists who were absolutely polite, kind, and tipped well. But one did ask:
Tourist: "How often do you have these Bicentennials? They're really neat!"
When Annual Has Been Annulled
Sep. 28th, 2025 05:55 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead When Annual Has Been Annulled
Coworker #1: "Help yourselves, everyone! It’s my birthday today."
A few coworkers cheer and say "happy birthday, but [Coworker #2] is looking confused. She's a relatively new part-time hire and still in high school.
Coworker #2: "Wait… it can’t be your birthday. You had one last year."
Seat Dreams Are Made Of This
Sep. 28th, 2025 05:45 pmnotalwaysright_feedRead Seat Dreams Are Made Of This
Now my eldest was already taller than me, my youngest, on the other hand, was at the time not so tall. This meant that when the concert started and the people in the row in front decided to stay standing, he could not see past them, only catching glimpses of the stage between their bodies.
[ SECRET POST #6841 ]
Sep. 28th, 2025 02:01 pmcase posting in fandomsecrets⌈ Secret Post #6841 ⌋
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